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User:sexyhamster (1184220)
Princess Cerysina
The Realm of an Aeolist's Adoxography
Name:Cerys
Location:Smellsville, England, GODDAMN IT!, United Kingdom
Birthdate:1985-08-30
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Bio:Okees, so... me.

Well, I was born some time ago in wonderful, wonderful Gillingham, being somewhat smaller than I am now. Then my mummy and daddy took me home (which in those days was in Wigmore) and watched me being a little angel. Changing the channels on the TV when grown-ups were trying to watch it was fun!

After a few years of being an angel and going to playschool, I went to nursery school. The only reason I got into nursery school was because, when my mum took my brother to see the headteacher of the infant school to see about getting him in there, I got very bored and started rolling around the floor. Anyhoo, at nursery I had approximately ten 'boyfriends' at once, my favourite of whom was a young lad who I believe to have been called Ben. And those egg and cress sandwiches I made on the last day? *MWAH!!!*

After nursery came infant school, which I believe was fairly uneventful. Oh, apart from when I broke the water pipe by standing on it to talk to Matthew Winwood (the 'boyfriend' at the time... lol). Other than that, the first memory that comes to mind is when I spelled John Lewis's (was that his surname? I think I might have got confused ...meh) name wrong in the dust on the school hall floor. Oh, and getting praise for drawing a face and sunglasses on the sun :$

Junior school was a living nightmare, being mocked continuously and having the evil task of being the fat kid (although I still swear to this day that Santina was as big then as she is now and SHE should have been the one being bullied... oh well, she got her turn at Chatham Grammar). That sucked.

And then on to Chatham Grammar. This was where I discovered cigarettes, alcohol and that wonderful drug, cannabis. Hehe that was coooooool. Far too much black make-up was worn during this period, and a hella lot of skirt-rolling-up was done. I think my favourite bands ranged from Rachel Stamp to Reef to Coal Chamber to Marilyn Manson with many in between, only a few of which have survived in my frequently listened to CD collection to be joined by all the wonderous music I've discovered since. I was also introduced to the Manor Club when I was here.

After far too many years of Chatham Grammar, I joined the Rainham Mark sixth form - the place that gave rise to the smokers' union and the Dewdrop crew, which was where we spent pretty much all our time.

And now it's all over! After all that edumacation I still have no job/a crap job (delete as applicable for current situation). Meh. Bothered. I like sitting on my arse.

They've given me a driving license since I left RMGS, but now they want to take it away again cuz I'm too much of a speedfreak :(

I still spend the occasional evening at the Manor Club, which still feels like home despite a sharp decline in popularity. You might be more likely to find me at the Tap and Tin. I still drink and smoke too much. Most of my spare time's either spent sitting on here, listening to/playing music, at the gym, driving about randomly with Steve, or going out with all me other fantabulous chums (who are all great!).
Interests:67: alphabetisation, angelina jolie, audrey hepburn, boobies, brad pitt, bush babies, cerys water, chums, curry, dancing, diamonds, driving, egg plants, escapades, flirting unreservedly, grammar, guitar, gwen stephani, gym, gyrating, hammers, hosiery, igloos, jason mraz, jimmy choo, johnny depp, kindergarten games, kink!, long hair, manor club, men, miniskirts, monkeys, my birthday, neighbours!, orgasms!, peepholes, peeping, peeptoes, piano, pretty dresses, quaint villages and houses, quinoa, reef, retro music, rhcp, sex and the city, shiny things, shoes, singing badly, singing well, skinniness, soya ice-cream, sunshine, sweetcorn, tap and tin, the barge, toast, ungodly acts of pleasure, vegan food, vodka, warmth, weed, wifeh!, x-words, yaks, zuccini!
Schools:None listed
Friends:
People8:blount, emilyspangle, evil_furby6, mort_but_walkin, oh_meow, p00spank, prof_rob, tailormadefun
Mutual Friends:7: blount, emilyspangle, mort_but_walkin, oh_meow, p00spank, prof_rob, tailormadefun
Also Friend of:3: knitwear_boy, punchbuggie690, welovecolors
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